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Last Updated: 17.06.2025 12:08
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
No, not a chance
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Then came..
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Unacceptable again!
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Still no good
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No way
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
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They put up a sign reading
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.